Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
One of the finest moments in cinematic history.
It’s good to know you like my blog, I spend a lot of time attempting to maintain it and then forgetting about it for three days
Apparently I’ve really gotten that boom boom boom going on. Yellow just makes me think of hardcore parkour.
so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because
Elizabeth II playable in Smash Bros. 4 with various skins.
thanks man that’s good to know i thought i’d lost it
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re so hardcore.
Purple - You’re the best ninja.
Blue - I want to meet you and buy you pizza.
Lilac - You’re fergalicious.
Black - I hate you with a burning passion.
Brown - You’re so 2000 and late
Green - I like your tumblr.
Scarlet - You got that boom boom boom.
White - Give me your mortal soul